Restrooms are only available after calling the police. Certainly there's someone in the department that loves answering these kind of requests.
I reckon that is quite effective against vegetarian suspects.
Guess I was enjoying that chicken so much that I simply could not keep my lane.
We need to make sure we can hear you knocking, but not that hard!
Right, let me see you say that to the police and then explain it was a joke.
Remember to make sure you don't get arrested while wearing your favorite shirt.