It seems that saying this doesn't help very much.

Were you speeding again sir? I remember pulling you over yesterday.

This must be the world's strongest police officer.

Go get my neighbors. They certainly have a ton of meth in their houses. There is no party here at all!

I like living on the edge, breaking every rule and sign.

I feel safer already. You don't want to take on these guys.

I dare you to pull me over because I'm Mexican. I surely must have done something illegal.

Don't sit and suffer in silence. We all have the same problem so why not join the force and be with your own kind.

Seems that the police do break down sometimes. I wonder if they send a technician to help them out when this happens.

Now just bend over, I'll grab your shoulders.