I don't care if you have a good sense of humour or not, you're busted pal!
Hey cops, 'sup? I'm just swimming a little, you know, it's healthy!
May I help you? Yeah, hi, I've been wondering how does this building look from the inside.
I don't care if you are a cartoon character. You're busted!
Now that's what I call bad luck. How 'bout that t-shirt of yours?
Okay kido, I told you to stay in your car. STAY IN YOUR CAR!
Okay, now I'm mad. CALL THE COPS! I DON"T GIVE A ... !
Let's talk, mano-y-mano... now, what about that ticket? Come on, fight like a man!
Of course officer, it's safe and legal to do that kind of stuff. Please, proceed!