Let's take a quick pic with God's ass before he sees us.

God was my copilot until he made me run into that wall.

If you found 5 dollars it means someone lost that money, dumbass.

The scientific version of the creation of light.

Get your limited edition Bible with God's signature!

May this tank be safe from danger and kill every human soul within a 10 mile radius. In the name of god!

What do a zombie, Dracula and Frankenstein have in common with Jesus Christ?

Isn't there some holy rule in the bible that prohibits the use of heavy weapons by priests?