They will suspect nothing, I am camouflaged perfectly.
Well.. if you can see this, you're awake enough to feed me. Thanks.
Nah, I don't want to eat, thanks. Mmm... okay, maybe one. GIVE ME ALL THE FOOD!
Hey, I'm so glad you're home... they broke in again and stole your rotisserie chicken!
And this is me, my friend, when I'm hungry. Did anybody say food?! WHERE?
Okay, now stop talking kid and finish your breakfast. EAT!
I hope the children will enjoy eating this. But I have a bad feeling though.
Don't worry deer, we're not hungry yet.
I am really really hungry and the food ain't going to serve itself. Thanks.
C'mon, c'mon, let's eat! Skip the bowl and let's start eating.