Eating frosted flakes every day will make you look just like this tiger.

I'm guessing this doesn't include photos of Bear Grills eating.

At least the bun is an XXL one.

Oh that's a relief. Up until now everywhere I've been to and had a quick snack somehow ended with me getting pregnant. This place is awesome!

This is impossible. Our products are 100% not natural. A human hair would clearly not be inside your sandwich.

China will take over the world. Now they plan to get fatter than the Americans.

Where there's no beer there's breakfast. I cannot eat without any beer around.

Ever since she got pregnant, there are this weird food requests coming up a 3 am in the morning.

Guess this way she can watch out for any approaching competitors and defend the food.

You always need to keep a pizza right in your drawer next to your bed. You know, in case you or one of your lady friends gets hungry in the middle of the night.