Our seafood is so happy to kill itself for your enjoyment!
You know my meals are very tasty. The reason is wine. I drink lots of it.
Those guys surely have WiFi over there.
Plot twist: there is a NOT on the other side of his hand.
This poor guy got abandoned by aliens and just wants some plain food.
The day grandma got a gun was the day I became overweight.
You know, just in case you were thinking about chewing the pizza with the box around it. Some people complained about this so we needed to write down some instructions for those special kind of people.