Behold, the Italian dining at it's best. Now serving full English breakfast. Next on the menu: American cheeseburgers followed by sushi. Feels just like in Italy.

You have high standards and our food is proving to be less than adequate? Then lower those damn standards!

At least it's clearly labeled.

A little deflated, but all in all it does have the same colors, so it must be good.

Stop at once with your useless bath activities, human! I demand sustenance!

A unique way to prevent customers from complaining about slow service.

Another reassuring evidence that skipping school will certainly get you a flipping burgers job.

We interrupt this program to give you the latest developments: it seems that the president is going to get something to eat. Stay tuned as we unveil his food preferences.

No toaster? What do you mean you have no toaster? What's that iron doing over there?

That is a sure way to keep everybody away from your food.