You know my meals are very tasty. The reason is wine. I drink lots of it.
If you see her here you will know what to do.
Those guys surely have WiFi over there.
Plot twist: there is a NOT on the other side of his hand.
Once our cow became friends with the neighbour's pig they became inseparable. The next week we wanted to let them be together so this was the only obvious solution.
This poor guy got abandoned by aliens and just wants some plain food.
The day grandma got a gun was the day I became overweight.
If you are too lazy to hold your food in your hands you have just been promoted to the pro league.
You know, just in case you were thinking about chewing the pizza with the box around it. Some people complained about this so we needed to write down some instructions for those special kind of people.
This is certainly going to change my opinion regarding cute and innocent birds.