My boyfriend is great, but a little nonexistent right now.

Screw this prayer. I just got a comment on Facebook from my boyfriend.

Seriously? I would like one that actually knows how to spell.

Let me celebrate my birthday by counting all the Facebook greetings.

Oh look, now I have to tell all my friends that I don't have a Facebook account anymore. That's a conversation starter right there!

You should certainly receive an award for your sacrifice.

Every day it's the same thing: before you know it, you've spent half a day on Facebook.

The awful truth about social networks and birthdays.

Guess she doesn't care about you, Sean. It's all about the ring.