Even though you know there's nothing new, you still check it every 5 minutes. Huh...

Now this is a true conspiracy... When did Facebook became my girlfriend? Where am I, where I am going, with whom am I?

He-ya people! Like and share this if you... NO! Thank you Batman!

This cat's Facebook is super cool and awesome, that's for sure. Look of that self-shot she took for her Facebook profile, hahahah.

You gentlemen know what I'm talking about... What happens in Vegas, stays on Facebook, hahah!

Logout is the hardest button to click on. We all know that, it's really hard to logout, very very hard!

Is this for your modelling portfolio? Nope, it's for my profile picture on Facebook. Oh maaaan... !

You just sit around, wasting time, writing on the walls and getting poked by people you don't know. INCEPTION!

Something shocking happened today, but I'm not going to tell anyone. Don't ask! Woooow... YOU DON'T SAY?

Heh... Yep, that's right Tom. Facebook is like a jail, if you ask me. Everybody is writting on walls, and poking strangers.