It's just so hard to press the button. So hard.

How could you do something like this? Please just... don't.

She had a feeling that she's the one. Hahahh, probably.

Change your Facebook name to 'Nobody' or 'No one'.... 'Nobody' likes your status. YEAAAH, WIN!

And now, it's funny because of the awesome brilliant troll but also... GOOD JOB CAB DRIVER!

Well, for some people I guess Facebook is a operating system. But... huh.

Okay, now that's quite a mindblow... WOAH!

What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook. WORD!

Oh no, we have an assassin among us. AUTCH!

Bu-bu-but I am pretty! I guess that's gotta hurt...