Everybody grab an end. We'll lit up the other ones and let the party begin!
I couldn't come up with any other ideas so I decided to fill my head with cigars.
It's not as bad as a cigar and it's a first step towards a healthier lifestyle.
At least there is one upside to the face piercings.
What a nice surprise to have your cigar blow up as you try to light it up.
This is the reason why the fish population is decreasing: cancer!
Someone please buy this gy an ashtray.