Finally the soda we've all been waiting for so long.

A word of advice: oil is hot and you skin does not react nicely to hot oil.

Forget the hot and cold water. Let's taste the snow with bacon!

Honey, I got your favorite meal ready!

Next time be more specific. How was I supposed to know you were not talking about him?

Eat more bacon and have more sex. They both go together.

There is no denying logic. If you do not love bacon you are clearly wrong.

I promise to take good care of him. Oh, don't mind the shirt.