I guess I've been wearing these tops the wrong way all these years.
So thats what those are for. Extremely useful for when there's no table around.
Go on, it's been scientifically proven that touching them reduces stress and boosts happiness.
Quite interesting analogy. Friends are like boobs, some are real, some are big, some are fake, some are little...
We are the boob brothers and we wear double Ds.