So... don't use sarcasm if you're not speaking it fluent, you may hurt yourself.

My favourite language is Sarcasm. Also, maybe I didn't tell you but I speak fluent sarcasm!

My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

Nah, starting Windows normally is too mainstream, let's start Windows stupidly?!

A really great comedian, hah. Sarcasm is good.

Oh, how good. Sarcasm is now served all day, hooooraaay!

Hey! You're a special kind of idiot, aren't you?

So... remember, if your parents are worried... this won't help too much.

Hahaha, hilarious human, pretty hilarious. Now let me back in, GO!

I really didn't think that becoming a woman can be that painful... autch.