I'm sure he's going to have an addiction problem soon.

It's a guarantee that nobody will come near your chair. Unless it's the cleaning lady.

I'm just an unlucky alien in need of your money.

My hand is so much important than your face.

Yeah, pretty sure that was not what they had in mind when they put the sign up there.

Nothing is more important than the safety of my McDonald's meal.

Did you just train your dog to take off swimsuits?

Are you hungry? Try our new chicken strips. Absolutely free.

Now I know what this book is good for.

Behold the wonders of modern architecture and careful planning.