Or you could get some steak, some fries and some mayo in that salad of yours. That would surely improve things.

My boyfriend asked me to take him out for an expensive meal. So I did.

Where there's no beer there's breakfast. I cannot eat without any beer around.

The most important meal of the day is coffee. Yay, coffee!

A meal without wine is called breakfast. Hmm... How about a champagne breakfast?

Hmmm.. Chicken wings? What did you say? Choose your words wisely, human!

Oh come on man, don't give me that look. I will always love Happy Meals, I bet you love them too... so... don't give me that look!

I bet you won't eat this, haha, I won the bet!

We thank evolution for this wonderful meat that is so easy to catch and eat.

A great idea until ants and spiders start messing around in your own plate.