Just don't eat it until you get to your destination.

Well, he has to learn how to drink sometime. Why not now?

This is why men invented camera phones in the first place.

After countless hours wasted, management is trying everything to boost creativity.

Finally he comes out of the closet.

So if I'm the one that is unique, why are there 2 shirts for sale?

Please, have mercy! I need to get to a computer ASAP.

There, I touched it. Nothing happened.

What are the odds that a branch will miss your car like this?

I'm not going to play by the rules so better piss on this sign.