If that's your upgrade I don't want to meet your current.

Keep on honking as much as you want. Can't hear you.

I make no difference in this world, I am an irrelephant elephant.

I always love my handwritten papers, but some find them rather Egyptian.

I need a bigger fish tank if you didn't sense my sarcasm.

Welcome to the no-fun neighborhood. Children are not allowed to play here.

Halloween protests took a turn for the worst.

It is true that you will die if you do not forward it. Here's the proof.

We do not accept credit cards at the moment. We also don't speak English at the moment.

Her shit is certain to make someone fed up with it.