Did you really think I was interested in your boyfriend's attendance?

Actually it's a baby adopted by Angelina costume.

I drank too much last night. Now I can't stop and just look at what I've done so far.

This is what happends when you ride your bike too fast.

We must find alternative and environmental friendly means of transportation. This is the first step.

I finally have the answer about God.

Next time be more specific. How was I supposed to know you were not talking about him?

Your wife would simply love to have this delicious chocolate ice cream for dessert.

That's right, there is nothing to be done with an English major.

It's not a ballsack, it is called fashion.