Oh, he is really good looking? Then he is just an adorable nerd, not a total creep like the other guy.

Now that, folks, is the difference between a friend and a best friend.

Waking up in the morning in reality is so different from waking up in the morning in movies.

The differences are... astonishing. Quite huge differences.

Kind of different from movies, but still good. Very good.

The difference between what you think you cuddling with you cat will look like, and the reality, is huge.

The difference between male and female, money stuff. WIN!

The difference between what I hear and the reality. AUTCH. Hah, not in my case of course.

The difference between what catnip promises and what catnip really delivers.

This is one difference between women and men. We, men, can't really see everything that you want us to see.