At least I managed to get a room at the VIP building. Hope I never get to see the regular one.
The hotel staff surely have a great sense of humor, great towel folding skills and a great deal of time on their hands.
You get a free wife to keep nagging you all day long. Just grab a room at our hotel and we'll be happy to provide you with one.
Heeeelloooooo, room service! I need you immediately, I'm hungry.
Room 419 has been permanently shut down.
We know you are going to steal it anyway so why not just come clean with it.