Sarah Jessica Parker's skeleton
There is a clear difference between white and black skeletons. And especially Sarah Jessica Parker.
Convertible van
Even the original car seat is missing. Who needs seat belts?
Don't purchase this book
Just your friendly "don't read this book advice" you can find in our library.
Dear exterminators
Roaches started watching the Wire. They absolutely need to know what happens with Omar before they die.
Soup for sluts
Don't be upset when people call you a slut after seeing you eat this.
Are those for me
At a young age men are tought about the finest things in life.
Rock band
The raging pussies are back!
I've packed everything
I hope I didn't forget anyhting I needed for my weekend trip.
Now hold still
Does you dog have training to be a cup holder? Didn't think so.
Another ice cream cone
Yeah, stop preaching about life's problems and simply buy another ice cream cone.