At least I'm being honest about my services. Honesty can be appreciated, right?

Forget the hot and cold water. Let's taste the snow with bacon!

It's so big he needs a chair of its own.

I am going to get you now, you wall!

Drivers are continuously looking for more and more interesting ways to park their cars.

Bed or no bed, I hope the parking space was paid for.

A great idea until ants and spiders start messing around in your own plate.

Don't touch that beer, son!

According to the enlightened minds that placed this sign, circumcision is the answer to everything.

With a little imagination and some wires you can make your own tiny Christmas tree.