Oh, you ran into a pole. That's too bad. Sorry, but I've got more pressing business I need to attend to.

I just want to have sex once in my life, bitches. You know, before I die.

Ever wondered how snakes hug? Now you know.

Would you mind not standing up because then I certainly won't be able to reach you.

Look, they are gathering for a photo. Let's start to hump right here!

Everybody has a sex face. Including lions in the wild.

Guess they couldn't decide which to go first so they went together.