For those of you who wonder during the night, searching for a snack around the house.

The sign is closed in the winter. We appreciate your understanding. Thanks.

Swedes just love to eat sausages from Obama. That doesn't sound right, does it?

We know you are out there. We don't know who you are but please stop praying for so much snow.

NFL players are not to be placed anywhere near a Barbie or serious consequences will follow.

Do you have a throat or a mouth? Then we have some very bad news for you.

Wash clothes when they get dirty. Who would of thought of that?

Like my ride? Of course you do, I only roll like this.

Every year I have to wear this stupid rat costume.

You look fine to me, there is no need to look in the mirror this time.