We need to go some place and have some sexy time, but we will get back in 30 minutes from… whenever you read this message. If we’re not there, read the message on the door again.

I want my taco so I don't care about your short staff!

The patio is closed. So it is not open. If it was open, then it would definitely not be closed. If it wasn't closed, then it would be open. So it is closed. Because it is not open.

We are always open, rest assured. Just not now.

Looks like I have no way of getting home tonight. The wife will surely understand this. Better take a photo of the problem too.

Good thing it was closed. Just imagine it being open.

I hope we be go to English classes and that's why we be close.

I wonder what could be the reason for closing Dunkin Donuts this early today,

We are open all day long, all week long. Just note that we close between 2am and 5am on the weekends. But except for that we are a non stop establishment.

We are closed because I need my drink. So bare with me.