Oh, you got me another pair of underwear for Christmas. Again!

To cut down costs, they stopped shipping soda in a can, its just plastic bags from now on.

Apparently when you get an interstate ramp filled with canisters containing bull semen, you got a national crysis.

What awesome career in the pudding business. Where do I sign up?

This is an almost exact representation of how different operating systems relate to one another.

Watch out for dumb Facebook questions. They're everywhere.

Who would have thought that lying on the road would prove to be deadly?

The bishop agrees that abuse is really awesome. What? I'm misinterpreting the headline?

And also never judge a movie by its book.

Jesus is a savior. Why not save the game yourself and become one too?