Don’t you just love it when you get to capture the photo at the right time with the right angle and exposure. Poor biker, though.

Imagine how many times this has happened in the past that it required a special notice.

I'm sure they are simply selling car body parts. It's just the weird choice of car used for this advertisement. Right? RIGHT? Please tell me this is true!

Just imagine that I wake up 2 hours later. The horror that is upon me every morning is apalling.

You don't look too bad with them pantyhose do ya?

Ever had that picture taken at just the right angle? Like this?

Good thing we came to this establishment, otherwise all of us might have gotten pregnant.

Peanut will cuddle you to death so beware of her.

Who are you going to call now? The fire department?

Or you could get some steak, some fries and some mayo in that salad of yours. That would surely improve things.