You don't look too bad with them pantyhose do ya?

Ever had that picture taken at just the right angle? Like this?

Good thing we came to this establishment, otherwise all of us might have gotten pregnant.

Peanut will cuddle you to death so beware of her.

Who are you going to call now? The fire department?

Or you could get some steak, some fries and some mayo in that salad of yours. That would surely improve things.

Damn, those Michigan apples surely outgrew this year.

Looks like the heat was too much, they needed more power!

Don't worry, I'll be there in no time since I'm driving a Lamborghini. What could possibly slow me down?

I know it's hard, but stop crying before returning to work. Hands are not important, you can was these later.