Hopefully this person has learned the difference between "drive" and "reverse".

Just make sure you keep your pace constant. And one lady at a time, please.

Except for a lack of smile, this guy pretty much nails the pose!

Want a cheap hoverboard? We got you covered, buddy!

I just hacked these two together so I guess I have an all-in-one computer now.

Don't worry, kind Yelp reviewer. You won't get special treatment compared to other customers. And you can take that review and shove it up.

Surely this costs a few thousand dollars since it's a result of intensive creativity and good fashion taste. Sarcasm ended.

It's the middle of the winter here, so we need to be quite comfortable in our seesaw. And nobody ever used that passenger seat in the car, anyway.

Well, thank you, kind stranger. This does not feel weird at all.

I'm really expecting that the can of Pepsi will explode any second now.