It's not electric, but at least I have an HDMI video port. Can you connect your Tesla to an external monitor? Thought so.

Just please do not make use of that toilet in your dreams.

Our food will definitely make you come for more. Any resemblance to other legal entities is purely coincidental.

The never ending wisdom of the pole posts, this time defining an assassin.

Socks with sandals? What do you take me for? A monster? I'm clearly one level above everyone else.

Don’t you just love it when you get to capture the photo at the right time with the right angle and exposure. Poor biker, though.

Imagine how many times this has happened in the past that it required a special notice.

I'm sure they are simply selling car body parts. It's just the weird choice of car used for this advertisement. Right? RIGHT? Please tell me this is true!

Just imagine that I wake up 2 hours later. The horror that is upon me every morning is apalling.

You don't look too bad with them pantyhose do ya?