Get your iron and a hair dryer. Who needs microwave ovens when you got these?

Take a break after walink twice around the block.

Always and forever loving it. Or until you get so fat that the tattoo will stretch all across your back.

You know you have hit rock bottom when a goat listens to your rap.

Just put this in the window to keep it open.

It's quite simple for men. Get a pair of huge knockers and you are all set.

The cattle have completely overrun the city. We are surrounded.

In the morning you will have an awesome wake up call. You'll get completely wet.

Leave your baby doll hanging like this and watch how people panic.

Remember to always keep a pair of sneakers nearby.