It's completely natural. It's full of pain. If you are a real man, get a bottle of pain.

This is why I hate going to the bathroom in public places.

So lady, what are you hinding underneath?

Next time make sure you don't include your boyfriend taking a dump.

Clearly the people who write for this magazine are from another planet.

Just a minor speed hump. It won't cause a single problem.

Well, we got this far, now it's your turn to pick one up.

My pocket is like the twilight zone. Strange things always happen in there.

Screw this flood, I'm not taking a single step until I finish smoking.

What girl would ever consider this as a wearable costume?