Oh yeah, this fighting is so intense. I got to touch myself right now.

What could someone possibly do with a door other than enter and exit?

Just $5 and you can make anyone jealous on Facebook.

Why do you have fake boobs, fake hair and pretty much everything else fake?

Imagine working in the adult industry. Would it be considered nsfw if you were watching videos of cute cats?

Think about your baby's daddy and give us your gold.

What did the French come up with? The martial art of running away.

I will always have you in my dreams. Except when there is someone else sleeping with me.

I love order but I park like a dumbass all the time.

I am too rich and lazy to actually buy food. I'll just eat the money instead.