Looks like I'm clearly not going to work at this market.

Shut up until we get paid. We'll figure out things later!

This damn package made me lose half of the uranium in a little over 4 billion years. Would recommend a more secure package.

Looks like the customers want your beard off. So what will it be? Beard or tips?

Have you felt like you are taken advantage of, although you are a paying customer?

Always and forever loving it. Or until you get so fat that the tattoo will stretch all across your back.

Do this and then ask why are you getting fired or why you have such a small wage.

Stop invading our space unless you are indeed one of our customers.

We care about what our customers have to say, we really do. That's why we installed a new suggestion box.