Just put this in the window to keep it open.

It's quite simple for men. Get a pair of huge knockers and you are all set.

The cattle have completely overrun the city. We are surrounded.

In the morning you will have an awesome wake up call. You'll get completely wet.

Leave your baby doll hanging like this and watch how people panic.

Remember to always keep a pair of sneakers nearby.

It's completely natural. It's full of pain. If you are a real man, get a bottle of pain.

This is why I hate going to the bathroom in public places.

So lady, what are you hinding underneath?

Next time make sure you don't include your boyfriend taking a dump.