Imagine working in the adult industry. Would it be considered nsfw if you were watching videos of cute cats?

Think about your baby's daddy and give us your gold.

What did the French come up with? The martial art of running away.

I will always have you in my dreams. Except when there is someone else sleeping with me.

I love order but I park like a dumbass all the time.

I am too rich and lazy to actually buy food. I'll just eat the money instead.

Get your iron and a hair dryer. Who needs microwave ovens when you got these?

Take a break after walink twice around the block.

Always and forever loving it. Or until you get so fat that the tattoo will stretch all across your back.

You know you have hit rock bottom when a goat listens to your rap.