Baby car
And that is how a car is born.
Bacon dispenser
Looks like someone finally got the brilliant idea to installbacon dispensers in the bathroom.
Strong granny
You think you can take me, son? I'm working out 7 days a week so be prepared.
Damsel in distress
Yeah, like that ever happens to anyone.
I'm the pimp
Like those asses? Well, those two bitches work for me.
Breast zooming
Oh my, what a nice smile you have! Let me take a photo of your big... smile.
Leaving the party sucks
Does this happen to you too? Then you must have had a great time.
Defective Xbox controller
Seems that this piece of junk cannot connect to a PlayStation 3.
Eating coffee with a knife and fork
Apparently somebody was doing this, hence the need for this sign.
I got this
Should be getting loose any minute now.