Feeding starving children in Africa is less important than building a church arena.

Hey, what's going on? I don't remember how I got here.

Yo, gimme back my nigga tortoise.

Your dog is now like a brother to me. Don't come looking for him.

Those little kids are the most resourceful people when it comes to cheating.

If you were wondering how did Peter look in his high school years, here is a photo from the yearbook.

Pedobear approves this device.

600 lb females are a force not to be reckoned with.

I know what I'm taping under your cup tomorrow morning.

Next time don't forget to take your hat with you in the winter time.