Looks like CocaCola just launched their zero product. We'll have to do better.

Those bastards always pick that spot to chill and we can't use the trampoline.

All the ladies bow down in front of such a legend. Even at the airport.

Please you guys, can I come along? It's boring out here.

LEGOs are more feared then steaming coal.So what if you burn your feet a little, that other guy just stepped on pieces of LEGO.

Just so we are clear: these are not bongs. They just look that way and can be used that way.

You don't actually have to express your opinion to be a bitch.

If I am trying to express myself in clear and well-formed sentences you should do the same.

Yo dawg, we heard you like trucks so we put your truck in a truck in a truck.

I'ts going to be a long game, I'm a big guy so this bag is needed.