Notice just how a small label mistake can ruin your dinner plans?

So you are driving along, minding your own business, looking out the window when suddenly this appears in front of you.

10 years ago students actually listened to the professor.

Try not to make that turn so close to the wall.

The goats must not be picked up. Why? We don't know.

Be the bastard who gets the runners drunk at a marathon.

I think I got your inner beauty right. And the hair looks pretty good.

I'm so ugly that there is no possible way I might get pregnant any time soon.

On the contrary, teacher. You have definitely not met my friends yet so your answer is wrong.

Are you too lazy to run down to pick your shirt up? Then why not improvise and make use of that vacuum cleaner.