Who would ever go out without a beer and a gun?

Grab that iPad and help me with this fire, will you?

Apparently sharks are immune to such dangerous activities.

Keep this up and you'll end up with the same single bed at 30.

The clock is wrong so the computer is damaged beyond repair. Should get a Mac to fix this.

A simple kit for turning strangers into acquaintances.

So you stick this end in your child's nose and you suck everything in your mouth. Sounds good, right?

If I were you I wouldn't eat here anymore.

Sauron finds clever ways to get his ring back.

This is the perfect example to change your damn email address with a new one. Sure that sounds cool when you are 12, but once you hit 18 and start telling everyone you love cows things start to change.