Cats can be such jerks most of the times. And they do it on purpose.

Looks like they found each other. Probably whoever gets his/her ass kicked pays for the wedding.

Nike was too busy and had to outsource the interior manufacturing to Adidas.

The rules are pretty simple, inside you can get candy, outside you can't. Understood?

Just come inside and order the soup of the day. We'll bring you exactly what you want.

Just stir up the soda and inhale everything through your nose. That's how real men drink Cola.

Just write on every dollar bill that goes through your hands your address. The money will come back to you.

That's OK, it was an old bike anyway. Please keep it and build your hive around it, it's perfect.

We found a tetris piece that wondered off. No wonder I couldn't play the game today.

Everybody who was thinking about kinky stuff please raise your hands.