This guy doesn't need any hands for the job. He has perfect aim.

At any time, somewhere is 5 o'clock.

When sexy times need a motive simply use this handy chart and come up with one.

You probably need a bigger pair of pants or to eat at a restaurant with different chairs.

It kind of makes you wonder what Batman might look like during no shave November.

Cats can be such jerks most of the times. And they do it on purpose.

Looks like they found each other. Probably whoever gets his/her ass kicked pays for the wedding.

Nike was too busy and had to outsource the interior manufacturing to Adidas.

The rules are pretty simple, inside you can get candy, outside you can't. Understood?

Just come inside and order the soup of the day. We'll bring you exactly what you want.