Yeah, your precision is highly reduced due to your small size.
Please aim and stop pissing on the floor, dammit!
This guy doesn't need any hands for the job. He has perfect aim.
If you need to control your jet and stop pissing all over the place you might try one of those for target practice.
If you haven't managed to aim properly then just take a seat like the ladies.
Almost everybody had to go through a situation like this.