Now you can feel right at home when opening your van.

Until I got thrown out. These days I'm not cool anymore.

This happens all the time, does it not? You simply open the wrong drawer and end up with a pair of panties on your head instead of a hat.

We just had to take a picture with our number one client.

If my new Facebook photo doesn't turn out OK I'm pulling this trigger.

The other option would have been to duct tape a tree branch to it so this is really an improved version.

I guess you can ask each of them who is your daddy.

If you play the bass I've got some bad news for you.

I feel like in the wild west. Let's go shoot something.

I got a golden baby alien coming out of my chest.