Someone should point out to this guy just how a freezer works.
You dare take naked pictures of me? I'll just take this camera back to my boyfriend and see just what he has to say about it.
They can't tell me what to do? I am a professional diver. This pool needs one.
At least it's parked appropriately.
Ever since I got that black duct tape every object and animal in the house has started to look spooky.
Construction workers sometimes have a sense of humor. Sometimes.
Make sure your actions don't increase our insurance. We are a quality service for the current week. And ranked number one!
The biggest downside of having a convertible. Sooner or later it will rain. So get a couple of friends with umbrellas.
Mother nature can be such a pervert sometimes.