Ever since I got that black duct tape every object and animal in the house has started to look spooky.

Construction workers sometimes have a sense of humor. Sometimes.

Make sure your actions don't increase our insurance. We are a quality service for the current week. And ranked number one!

The biggest downside of having a convertible. Sooner or later it will rain. So get a couple of friends with umbrellas.

Mother nature can be such a pervert sometimes.

Just in case there are idiots out there here is a warning that this butter does contain milk.

He is small, but once he bites he never lets go.

One of the most ridiculous and funny hairstyles I have ever seen.

I like living on the edge, breaking every rule and sign.

With or without her son. It's a pun. Nevermind!