The other option would have been to duct tape a tree branch to it so this is really an improved version.

I guess you can ask each of them who is your daddy.

If you play the bass I've got some bad news for you.

I feel like in the wild west. Let's go shoot something.

I got a golden baby alien coming out of my chest.

This is getting embarrassing. I know how to write words on the sky but I skipped the lesson where we were taught how to land.

That day when she decided to skip past the abortion clinic was the greatest day of my life.

It was horrible. I still have nightmares about that day.

A spoiler? No, I installed this on my ride so I can ear my bowl of cereal.

All Joe asked us was not to buy him another shitty cake like last year. We simply could not resist.