Buy a bottle for your mom on mother's day this year. You should because you made her that way!

So how are we going to take this ladder home? Just place it in the car? Are you sure it will fit in?

One of the reasons I hated when dad took me out on a bike ride.

And this is how you invite a fat chick to prom. Guaranteed to work 100%.

Women have a logic beyond logic when it comes to bathing suits and lingerie.

You kind of feel sorry for the guy.

The windmill can turn. The rest of you guys cannot.

Look at my giant muscles. And my incredible Photoshop skills.

When I was little I always wanted to grow up and work with models. This is not what I was expecting.

I wonder what happened with the script for Sleeping Good Personality and why did they decide to go with Sleeping Beauty.