Our love is so awesome, it can take away your vision. Please protect yourself with these glasses.

Out of respect for others, respect that she lacks.

And once we reached that point nothing happened. Guess those activists should set another milestone.

Don't have any microwave ovens nearby? Just plug this baby in and get ready for some delicious hot soup.

I've been waiting for an hour, when will someone seat me?

Every time those damn telemarketers call you just use this proven tactic.

He's just living his life to the fullest.

You meant out of children's reach. Right?

I love education, but my humongous muscles are way more importanter then my education.

Buy a bottle for your mom on mother's day this year. You should because you made her that way!